frz it waz d dvd player.... now itz d vcr! cheers! aku officially declare myself az a total loser.
anw, am seriously bored ryte now so how abt a story? *assume yg sumer org agree* okayz! greatto!
once upon a time, there lived a teenage grl hu waz freaking bored in her room [plz, itz not me, okay?]. she took out her vibrating dildo n put it in her panties. it iz vibrating so her handz waz free n she started touching herself n moaning. then suddenlie, her dad opened d door n came in wif her bro. she waz shocked n onlie had time 2 pull up her blanket 2 cover d dildo. [note: d dildo waz stil vibrating, ok?] her dad smiled n told her tat everybody had came az it waz her bdae. den d granma n granpa came in carrying a cake, n trailing behind them waz a priest who waz called 2 do sum praying tingy 4 her.
it waz alreadie a hilarious scene, with d grl'z face trying not 2 show how she's feeling wif tat ting in her, but 2 add on it, in came her dog who tried 2 pull her blanket away. simply 2 sae, the dog won n d dildo which had too much potential energy being compressed between d blanket and her tingy kinda.. erm.. flew.. n landed on d bdae cake. [note: d dildo waz stil vibrating] so d cake kinda splashed all over d room... n evryone in it! cheers!
y does akunyer story sound kinda sux. ah well, u guyz shud see it!!! not another teen movie. kinda like she's all that but wif more humour n sex-related convo, jokes, action, n stuffz. an advice: dun watch it wif an adult lar. or a kid. juz freaking watch it alone larh!
d family stone! *tendang sumer org yg da tk der duet gikz nk join aku nengok wyg* blaja from aku. curik jer duet bank sendrik. paleng2 kener marah. :g
der reallie bwat aku werried sey.. y suddenlie der menghilang sampai begini skalik? tk kesian kan aku zzit yg gegilernyer pikiran pasal ngko??!! at least nk pi vacation kaper, blg lah aku dulukkan.. argh!!! badak ah memanusier ginik.... :(
went 4 my frz official, nerve-wrecking interview.... ever! imagine larh 3 ustat nk interview ngko @ one shot. d room waz juz so0o0 tense sey. abih @ one point d ustat tanyer aku diz one soalan yg reallie caught me n aku was so0o silent 4 like 2-3 mins. mcm nk nangez jer sey n run out crk mak aku............ haiz.. y do i haf d feeling tat aku juz lepaskan a chance yg seriouslynyer hard 2 get?
where r u?
dammit.. got kicked out of #melayu n banned.... 4 spamming? tk bwat aper2 sak.. crap!
WOI WOI!! ASAL TK DER ORG PAT MSN??!! *goyang2 kan comp... slapz*
haf 2 send d stupid dvd player 4 repair......................... duet lg.... argh!! freaking ass!
You are a blond that is very beautiful and is the
girl all guys want but you are picky on who you
date.
What would you look like if you were anime?(Girls+Boys)
brought to you by Quizilla
i wan a lurve life like tat one in serendipity! kompem! but....... zzit legal 2 conteng stuffz on a bank note?
maaaaisara: bih tk der yg nk jumper ngan aku... :(
nazirah: pader aku, kalo nk ader break, maknernyer, pi kuar n enjoy. weeee! meh sponsor ah.. ko byk duet kan..
zaP: chet. aku calling2 ngko, ngko asek tk der pat umah jer.. :( da dpt kejer kaper huh? *gigit ngko*
my customer: hehe! timer kaseh atas sokongan anda! cheers!
frz skalik pasal muker aku lah kan.. tahap nk pi tunjokkan muker aku pat luar umah pon paisey sey.. chet. tau lah burok der maseh ader [:g] but.. but.. watz wif all d zits? like, dorg suddenlie bwat campaign ntok grow more zits pat muker aku zzit? it iz d time of d month lar but when dorg kuar 6 @ one shot, itz ridiculous, ryte? mcm nk nangez jer sey smalam biler aku pi nengok cermin.. argh!! zzit d new facial foam yg aku br blik? .........................................................
n 2 make tingz worse, der bwat perangai. tk pernah2 sey der nk throw tantrum camnik. i noe i've been busy lately but everytime aku ader maser, aku spent it with him, tanper segan silunyer aku show 2 him how much i lurve him, aku usap2 der gently n lovingly, n everytime aku ckp nan der, every wrd tatz outta my mouth iz very d lembot n sweet... even korg tk pernah dpt treatment camnikkan? i noe sumtimez aku used him too much 4 my own good.... but.. tat'z wat he'z there for.. aite? so... y suddenlie der change? y now everytime aku nk masokkan, der refuse 2 accept aku? pushing me away like crap...............
i bought tat freakin dvd player 4 170 buckz tau!! n he hasnt even reached 1 yr old...
i dun noe wat i shud do pat der gikz.........
sumting cute i wanna share wif u guyz. extracted 4rom 8 dayz, an interview with vincent ng.
8 days: my my, what a big car u have.
vincent: *very pleased* thanks. i think this car is very man. it looks very.... fierce! *a man in the car park waves from afar at vincent, who's driving. vincent smiles and waves back* the people in my neighbourhood are very friendly. *the man waves again, frantically, as the car nears, then runs over and tells vincent that his car boot is up. an embarrassed vincent scuttles off 2 do the necessary* this has never happened before leh, paiseh.
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vincent: i want to show you something. get into the driver's seat. see this dvd screen? when i'm reversing, it will show me d view from the back of my car, very useful for parking. you step on the brake, i'll put d gear in reverse, then you can see me on the screen. *he gamely goes to d back of d car n cheerfully poses, blithely unaware that he's in a position 2 be horribly crushed between d car and d wall.*
8 days: we get it. please come back so we can take our foot off the brake. we have no driving license and we dont want you 2 become d first "stars and cars" casualty.
vincent: are you very stressed? i can tell u're very stressed. haha!
8 days: we're glad you're amused.
haha! tak leh imagine sey kecacatan vincent tahap ginik skalik. heez.
wrking in diz field iz reallie hard and all i ask 4 iz my mom's n sis's nyer support. everytime aku pulang, mak aku tanyer whether i managed 2 close a deal but when aku gelengkan paler, aku cumer mintak der ckp "tk per lah.. cuber lg laen kali". it damn hurtz when der find diz like a lobang ntok bwat aku quit diz job. she said tat she dun like seeing me doing diz job but wat she doesnt understand [or she choose not 2] iz tat i lurve d job. d challenge of d job. wat i learn n get 4rom diz job. but d tot of not having my family support, having 2 face future rejections from ppl, n relative2 aku yg damn say it 2 my face dat i reallie cant make it wif diz job az my career seriouslynyer bwat confidence aku hit rock bottom. i feel like i'm wasting my time convincing these ppl wat i see.
i feel like a ****ing loser who doesnt haf d confidence 2 pursue wat i like but like wat i wrote in my o level essay, choosing a career not onlie involves d pay n interest, moral support from family n frenz iz one of the most important factors. not tat i am considering 2 make diz my career but giving up now, i......... argh!!! i'm not d type 2 give up juz bcoz of a few obstacles along my path.. i hate diz crap. i wish i never went 4 d interview @ d frz place. i wish i never even noe abt diz job. i wish i can juz turn back time n juz live aku nyer life happily. pressure @ d office from d supervising officers n pressure @ home by d mum iz reallie driving me nuts.
i wanna go back 2 sch................................. *sobz*
dj: woho atok! maceh! *grinz sincerely*
ah.. meh aku nk citer pasal akunyer frz dae training yg amat2 cacat. frz iz of coz d usual introduction stuffz between manusier2 yg samer batch nga under training mcm aku. aku tk reallie mind ah abt all tat crap, introducing myself infront of 18 ppl, aku tk lah sepemalu begi2kan? *grinz* but the company haz diz kinda culture yg after introduction, d manusier iz supposed 2 choose between these 4
sing
dance
sing and dance
dance and sing.
haha! crap lah kan. of coz aku chus 2 sing n aku pi nyanyi lagu bsb, incomplete. abih boleh @ dat point of time, aku luper d title of d song n after aku abiz nyanyi, der tanyer aku wats d title of d song n aku kater aku luper. bih guez wat? der pi suro aku nyanyi anuder song. a malay song. haha! so saper pandai teker aku nyanyi lagu aper? hehehehehe....
paisey amat2 sey but biler aku pulang balek pat seat aku, aku finallie realise, wat d heck lah kan. everyone haf 2 go thru d same ting so nobody will care. n itz not actuallie dat important wat ppl tink abt u, az long az i haf d confidence in myself. datz all diz job iz abt; having d confidence n being able 2 show others tat aku actuallie haf d confidence. actuallie 2dae's training iz more like a motivation camp. they made me realize so many tingz tat aku, being so oblivious 24/7, stil tk akan realize 10 yrz from now if not 4 diz job...... woho! am rambling again. haha!
k k.. aku da btolnyer penat sey. akunyer body system yg alreadie used 2 slacking spanjang ari maseh blom leh keep up.. haiz..
i waz so happie yesterdae tat u cant even imagine how ecstatic aku actualie waz.. it doesnt feel real but it actuallie was @ dat point of time. argh!!! but all gd tingz haf 2 end huh? unluckily, it end wif d sound of akunyer phone nyer alarm. haiz... i cant believe it's a dream sey. up til diz minute, i still cant register tat in my mind.. ah!!! nk pi gigit org!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah.. i got a job! haha! tho aku iz xcited to stat wrking in a new environment, aku stil upset japz coz kener leave akunyer boring/fun life.... i mean, itz kinda more relaxing 2 juz laypark pat umah nengok citer anime than be pressured by such a.. i dunno.. hectic wrking life. haha! tatz wat i tot lar when i saw tpat kejer aku 2.. ah well. lantak ah. i need d money.................
cumer yg aku tk puas hati... naper d mummy n d siz juz cant trust tat aku bleh bertahan lamer in dat job??? i mean, even if they tink so, doesnt mean they haf 2 voice it out, aite? btolnyer mengikis confidence aku sey.. paz2 biler mak aku tanyer gaji baper? aku juz nga bingit n replied "bwat per nk blg, korg sumer tk cayer mul aper.." woho! got in2 a lot of trouble after tat but hu cares.. aku juz malaz nk layan manusier2 sebegini.. *gayleng2 paler*
haha! feelz like a great big loser sey td.. dun noe wat comez into aku when aku pi beli d ticket but when aku masok d wayang n nengok sumer org nga dudok in grpz, aku juz raser cam nk lari kuar balek jer sey. 2 make it wrse lah kan, aku dpt seat pat corner nyer n d whole row, cumer aku sorg jer. haha! cacat sey.. haiz.. blame d sis ah.. td aku pi beli hadiah bdae/2nang der, yg customised nyer gelas. abih apek tu kater dtg gik after 1 hr, aper lah kan aku nk bwat sengsorg spanjang satu jam 2.. rayau nyer rayau, skalik nampak citer chicken little da nk stat n sejak bebr nik, aku pon da stat pinjam cd2 kartun. mulan 2, finding nemo, tarzan 2, madagascar.. haha! tk slalu k? hmph! keboringan amat2 merubah seseorg.. *gayleng2 paler*
argh!! aku luper ader citer xtreme japan!!! ............... fiona nyer laz episode........................ how cud my memory fail me @ diz kinda time....... *sobs*
nk nengok the descent.... badot kan rating der? igt bebdk kecik cam aku tk leh carry zzit nengok citer m18? even r21 jer iz not a big deal sey.. haiz.. saper ah pi set rating cam2??? *pi gigit org 2*
argh!! aku da biz nengok sumer anime nyer cd yg abg aku pinjam kan.. now tk der hal sey nk bwat.................... aku br nga look 4wrd nk pi kaco anak2 sedarer aku sampai dorg melalak2 menangiz but d mummy kater dorg wont come until after akak akunyer 2nang...... gik 1 wk sey..................... mencabar kesabaran aku jer.. *gayleng2 paler sadly*
nazirah: org lamer mcm ngko larh! aku da maju wokay? :g
oho! aku tercome across a lagu yg actuallie attract akunyer attention sehingger menghalang aku ntok fast 4ward lagu der.. so0o0.. nk share jer lah kan.. hehe! tho it myte nt wrk w/o d actual lagu playing n w/o fahaming d plot of d story [bleach nyer soundtrack ah! :g ] but.. try jer lah feeling2 japz. :g
i've been hurt by unhealing pain and sadness
together let's carry each other's indelible past
don't give up on living.
i took ur hand
will i lose dem one dae?
i want to protect u n ur fading smile
so even if the resounding voice tat calls me shud wither
even if it's scratched by d winds tat blow with time
i will find you!
you, hu've been hurt by unspeakable pain and sadness
dont sae tings like "i cant laugh" or "i hate ppl"
there's meaning in everything 2 happen in d unseen future
4 now, u're fine as u are, i noe a time when u'll realize it..
you and me, we two have spoken
one day, we'll understand each other....
heez! u're ryte sey dijah. confession of a broken heart iz realnyer touching. dr dulu, evrytime aku dgr, aku juz tk leh feel sey. turned off by the tune, i guez. n td, mak aku pi stat baybel abt stuffz ah so aku juz put in akunyer earpiece. kebetulan lagu 2 kuar pat radio so aku force dr aku ntok focuz dgr so as 2 drain mak akunyer voice away. heez! itz ok lah kan.. [ah.. wat happenz to "d mumul iz alwayz correct!".. haiz..]
*sigh. y ppl juz suker hilangkan mood aku yg unexpectedly nyer high pader ari nik? aku tk memahami sey y der nk doubt aku. mcm sum1 juz stab aku nyer heart wif a damn knife jer when aku tgk dernyer tone biler ckp nan aku. haiz.. muker aku nik muker scheming + evil sgt ker sampai sum ppl leh tink aku iz capable of doing all tat stuffz? argh!! bkn frz time sey bender ginik happen. aku tk memahami lah y sampai skarang korg stil tk memahami aku... aku tau lah kan aku bukan angel..... but seriously sey, dat kinda stuffz, datz wat ppl like her will do. n u guyz noe how much i loathe her... tkkan aku nk bwat sumting yg even aku benci amat2?
sany: chet! bcoz der matured adultz lah yg der seharusnyer memahami otak manusier yg tk matured cam aku nik. hmmmm.. tk matured gakz ah. tho stil ader lookz cam bdk sophisticated [dgr tk dijah??!! SOPHISTICATED!] ah.. aku kejer factory. senang ah...... but stil boring. n requires aku 2 dok 24 jam. maner possible lah kan? aku kan.. erm.. active sentiaser.. *grinz* ah.. aku nk jd...... waitress! hehe!
i had a weird dream yesterdae. tau kan niarik aku pi bowling [tho b4 aku sambong citer, aku nk pi tendang sumer manusier yg refuse to ikot, like 6 out of 8. haiz...], smalam aku mimpi aku pi nan ayun, abih time nk balek, si ayun jd slenger n pi bwk balek bola bowling. haha! weird siak. troz kener kejar nan org yg jager 2 but c ayun insist n troz lari gakz. scary sey kalo da kener maen kejar2 even dlm mimpi. *gayleng2 paler sadly*
hmmm.. i've lost interest in bowling [NO, NOT COZ I SUDDENLIE LOSE MY TALENT OR SUMTING! :g ] itz coz aku da finallie discover satu game yg waaaaaaaaaay better and waaaaaaay challenging and waaaaaaaaaaay interesting than bowling. heez!
maisara: [raise eyebrow nengok namer ko pepanjang] ah.. u got a point there. but sumtimez, boring iz better than suffering n tiring ma brainz out wondering y and y. *grinz*
ur friend: but am not u, remember? gikzpon, kak nazi nan aku da kwn lamer dot. so0o0o.. dun sae tingz dat u dun noe larh. tk elok ko nk memfitnah org.
argh! i tot d mummy alreadie understand. i noe dat @ frz, der oppose akunyer decision ntok quit akunyer last job but after aku giler2nyer pujok der, der ckp "yerlah.. suka ati ko larh..." but y now evrytime der got d chance, der asek nk pi selitkan pasal hal nik gikz dlm convo kitorg? even if sunggo tk der kener mengener langsong? like td, we fight over d tv, n den der ckp "asek nk tgk tv ajer. tp nk kejer, malaz." pedaskan kater2 sebegitu??!!
i'm alreadie tired of forcing myself 2 do stuffz. aku finallie haf a long break from bkz n aku tot aku leh finallie enjoy. n d least i can do iz find a job tat aku leh enjoy bwat. n my laz job juz sux. korg wil understand if korg iz in akunyer shoes. i cant stand tat kinda boring stuffz. d reason y aku go 4 d interview pon coz jiran aku kejer pat situ n der blg mak aku abt d vacancy so der suro aku pi. i noe itz not easy 2 find a job. but i'd rather not haf any money than force akunyer self 2 do tingz yg aku seriously tanak bwat. argh!!!! y cant u juz understand, mom? n stop bwat aku feel guilty by keep saying how der want 2 spend some of akunyer duet gaji yg surely aku wil gif sum 2 her. argh! reallie feelz like storming out of d house jer td. sbaek time 2 da mlm n.. well.. aku...... takot...
yeah!! bowling time!! da lamer seot aku carik org pi temankan aku. [giler lah kan maen bowling sengsorg. haha!] aha! kalo bebdk 2 cancel laz min, aku nangez melalak2nyer sey.... weeeeeeeeee! anw, sany, mai, sesaper lah? nk ikot? ari thurs pat lavender nyer.
oh yeah, b4 aku luper. korg kalo ader hal nk taypon aku, taypon hempon aku jer ah, tk mo taypon umah. aku tak suker angkat taypon umah ah. paleng2 pon, nenek aku. heez! kalo aku angkat n der try nk bobwal nan aku n aku tk paham satu bender pon aper yg dier baybelkan, guarantee aku kener marah. *grinz* naynek akunyer bahser boyan nyer level iz waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay beyond akunyer.
oh yeah, aku juz tau abt jennifer aniston n vince vaughn............... n aku seriously tk tau seot nk ckp aper. haiz... brad pitt iz way, way, waaaay more cuter. :S
aku tk memahami..... i wish i cud, but i dont. aku juz tk leh luper aper yg der katerkan which kinda make aku doubt....... again haiz....... y cant life be much much much more simple?
anw anw, laz yr zoe did it, n she did it again td. n d victim stil d same: christopher lee nan fann wong. haha! kesian seot dorg kener. time chris dpt award jer, c zoe pon saybok2 naek stage bih troz chris step nk larik. haha! abih after tat fann wong bgn dr seat der n troz lari gakz kuar studio. mcm nengok citer bebdk lah plakkan. heez! oh yeah, in case korg iz wondering, zoe nga actuallie kaco2 dorg pasal marriage. abih evryone in the audience pi chant "cei huen" samer2. kecoh dot. wil b looking 4ward 2 nxt wknyer 8 dayz!!
haiz.. nk pi watch my date wif a vampire. salah satu dr kecacatan umah aku kener attack oleh contractorz iz "no tv pat hall", so maner mak aku ganggu lak? TV PAT BILIK AKU LAH!! badot tol. now evry citer aku nk tgk asek kener tape jer. n paz2 kener tunggu mak aku tdo br d tv iz all mine. dr tuarik sey aku tdo asek kol 1/2 pg..
ah.. aku rindu nk nengok der....... da lamer aku menantikan saat ini tetapi macam maner leh senang terganggu begitu sahajer? tk kesian ker pat aku nik yg sering menanti2? haiz... k ah.. honestly.. aku seriouslynyr da amat2 merindukan.. ma xiaoling!!! weeeeeeeeeeee!
hmmm.. she lookz kinda weird in d pic. but blieve me sey, dlm citer my date wif a vampire, pomp nik seriouslynyer cool, n sweet @ timez. n bender yg aku moz nk curik drpd der iz mole der. muahahaha!
oh yeah, zirah called td n tanyer whether aku tol2 nk pi waktong 4 d 3 monthz. aku kater, aku mmg nk.... cumer masalahnyer iz... d mummy larh. saper lg kan? der kater der takot aku distracted or sumting [yeah, u guess it, itz d sis nyer influence. badot sey manusier 2. mengganggu plan aku] haiz... cheerz lah pader korg2 yg da ader haler tujuan.. aku tk habiz2 jd cam org giler pat umah nik.. :(
sany: apernyer yg murah? free lg ader.. :g nantik aku kener tangkap, ko nk jaminkan? tau ah ngko byk duet............ but stil tanak blikkan tiket kapal terbang ntok kac aku ikot ko skalik. :(
fas: chet! aku nk pi umah ngko, ko yg halau!!! :g nk sgt diary ko kan, meh ah pi umah nurid, ko pi tuntut dr mak der saner... aku bleh ah temankan....... but.... ko tanak blanjer aku aper2 ker paz2? *grinz* but tk mo suro aku pi taypon iser gikz ah.. tk pasal2 mak der igtkan aku nk pi ngorat anak bujang der 2 lak.. :(
akunyer house lookz weird..... haha! kalo org lalu-lalang sumer, muzti igtkan kitorg da nk move out.. [ah.. aku surely akn welcome tat dae dgn senyuman yg amat2 besor] coz evryting pat hall da kener move masok dlm bilik [no, dun even ask how packed akunyer bilik iz now] so kat hall kalo nk maen lari2 sumer da bleh. so jom2 dtg umah aku. :> tp aku tk jamin ah kalo korg lari, tersandong the tiles yg ternganga tu n jatoh golek2 ataz lantai.................
oh oh! rodi br antar aku pic rayer. weeee! .... alah.. sa2 gambar tk dpt receive.. d gambar yg aku nk lak 2.. haiz.. tk per tk per. laen kali rodi masok leh pi tuntot gikz.
tiap kali aku nampak digicam, aku gemar skalik amek gambar dr aku bebyk. yer lah.. tk mkn film aper.. ;) maceh lah rodi kener membenarkan aku mengabizkan battery der sepanjang ari. haha!
no, tat aint my car. luper? keter aku kan lancer evo nyer... chet. kalo aku free, aku pi upload gambar keter aku. :>
kesian bdk kecik 2, nk mkn pon kener ganggu...
sany: maner ader ko tk der life huh??!! at least gik baper hari ko pon nk pi tinggalkan aku................ abih taun dpan baru nk balek........................................ pi lah dok singapore diam2 nan aku!! kan lg, lg, lg, lg, lg 1000000x menarik. :g
ah.. tk elok blik bender pirated. gikzpon, sound n gambar dernyer quality slalu tk menarik. so slalu cam risky gi2 nk pi blik. ah... gikpon, pi pinjam cd, aku bleh burn sendrik. *wink2* weeeee! lebih menambahkan collection2 cd aku. n oh yeah, naper "pirated" ko cam byk nombor gi2? :g
honestly sey, i tink all these job interviews r a waste of time. coz 4 sure, when dorg tanyer pasal xperience, which of coz aku tk der, n tgk akunyer age n pi guez aku nik student waiting 4 o/n level, aku iz definitely gonna get kicked off. tatz y everytime when dorg suro aku pi interview, aku da tk der smangat. argh!!!! tanak kejer!! tanak kejer!!! but i haf a lot of debt 2 be paid... akunyer duet bank jer da depleting sey.. maner duet nk byr 4 d new fon, new spec, n awaiting 4 akunyer fon bill diz month yg aku tau akn mintak a ridiculous sum............. money... chet!