frz it waz d dvd player.... now itz d vcr! cheers! aku officially declare myself az a total loser.
anw, am seriously bored ryte now so how abt a story? *assume yg sumer org agree* okayz! greatto!
once upon a time, there lived a teenage grl hu waz freaking bored in her room [plz, itz not me, okay?]. she took out her vibrating dildo n put it in her panties. it iz vibrating so her handz waz free n she started touching herself n moaning. then suddenlie, her dad opened d door n came in wif her bro. she waz shocked n onlie had time 2 pull up her blanket 2 cover d dildo. [note: d dildo waz stil vibrating, ok?] her dad smiled n told her tat everybody had came az it waz her bdae. den d granma n granpa came in carrying a cake, n trailing behind them waz a priest who waz called 2 do sum praying tingy 4 her.
it waz alreadie a hilarious scene, with d grl'z face trying not 2 show how she's feeling wif tat ting in her, but 2 add on it, in came her dog who tried 2 pull her blanket away. simply 2 sae, the dog won n d dildo which had too much potential energy being compressed between d blanket and her tingy kinda.. erm.. flew.. n landed on d bdae cake. [note: d dildo waz stil vibrating] so d cake kinda splashed all over d room... n evryone in it! cheers!
y does akunyer story sound kinda sux. ah well, u guyz shud see it!!! not another teen movie. kinda like she's all that but wif more humour n sex-related convo, jokes, action, n stuffz. an advice: dun watch it wif an adult lar. or a kid. juz freaking watch it alone larh!
d family stone! *tendang sumer org yg da tk der duet gikz nk join aku nengok wyg* blaja from aku. curik jer duet bank sendrik. paleng2 kener marah. :g